Some of you might be familiar with a little Christian publication called the Wittenburg Door. (I warn you- They have always been a little edgy… )
I almost fell out of my chair with some of their “Hardcore Baptist Pick-up Lines.”
A few of them:
I’m sure glad your mama was pro-life. Let’s go back to my place—I’ve got the complete VeggieTales. Baby, you’re like a burning bush. I feel like Moses, all I want is a glimpse of the Promised Land. You look like the whore of Babylon—and I mean that in a good way. You look like Ruth from the Bible. She was a Christian—at least she would have been if she was born a few hundred years later. Are you a Christian? Because I only court Christians, and I’m very interested in courting you if your father says it’s okay. Hey, babe, if you were the mission, then I’d be a missionary. The whole list is here… (some a little too irreverant for my taste)
Fantastic…another Baptist joke…I feel like a blonde rabbi who just walked into a bar.
Can I get some love from my Baptist brothers and sisiters?!?!?
Some of those are hilarious. I personally like the Promised Land one. So stupid, yet a definite giggle-insighter. I checked out the link to the rest of the list. Wowsers. The comments are just sick.
Terrifying comments! :p
Much love from your Bapticostal sistah.
LOL
What about Pentecostal/Charismatic ones?
Those might go over well.
Baby, meetin’ you made me forget that I shouldaboughtaHonda!
Let yo’ hair down and let yo’ worship flag fly, girlfriend!
…….I’ll work on ‘em…..