If God Texted the 10 Commandments

Posted on June 6, 2009 by Jonathan McKee

This is hilarious…

GOD TEXTS THE TEN COMMANDMENTS

1. no1 b4 me. srsly.

2. dnt wrshp pix/idols

3. no omg’s

4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)

5. pos ok – ur m&d r cool

6. dnt kill ppl

7. :-X only w/ m8

8. dnt steal

9. dnt lie re: bf

10. dnt ogle ur bf’s m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.

M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl.

ttyl, JHWH.

ps. wwjd?

(ht to McSweeney’s via Fast Company, list by Jaimie Quatro)

About Jonathan McKee

president of The Source for Youth Ministry, is the author of numerous books including the brand new Candid Confessions of an Imperfect Parent, Ministry By Teenagers, Connect: Real Relationships in a World of Isolation, and the award winning book Do They Run When They See You Coming? He speaks and trains at camps, conferences, and events across North America, and provides free resources for youth workers internationally on his website, TheSource4YM.com.

[Are you getting this daily blog in your email inbox?] If not, it's real easy-go here.

Books That I've Written
	CANDID CONFESSIONS of an IMPERFECT PARENT
	Ministry By Teenagers
	CONNECT: Real Relationships in a World of Isolation
	10-Minute Talks
	The Top 12 Resources That Youth Workers Want
	Do They Run When They See You Coming?
	Getting Students to Show Up
	The New Breed
	What's a Fo' Sheezy (an e-Book)
	Como Multiplicar...